Archive for the ‘What's Not To Love About Lawyers’ Category

Gitmo Got Theirs

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

Still waiting in line for your flu shot.  Well, here’s some good news for any Americans worried about Gitmo prisoners being located totheir neck of the woods…they’ve all been vaccinated for the H1N1 virus.  Except for the ones we flew to Bermuda.

One More Reason To Love Lawyers

Friday, March 20th, 2009

Who says there’s no justice?  Remember Robert Shapiro?  He of the Dream Team that got the Juice off the hook…for which it was reported that OJ paid him $3 million for his work?  Well, lately he’s been on TV flogging his latest venture, LegalZoom.com, in which he explains how, with his software, you can be your own lawyer.    What wasn’t reported is that after he cashed  OJ’s check, he called him and said ,  “Thanks for the check…but you could have done this yourself for one ninety nine!”