Wry On The Rocks

Former Playmate Brande Roderick recently hosted a contest at the Boston night spot The Estate, in which a lucky female recipient won a free boob job…worth about $10,000 according to the donating boob surgeon.  The announced winner was one Corrine Gallagher, who apparently gave the best reason for breast enhancement.

Former Playmate Roderick was delighted with the whole affair.  “I think it’s good to find out the real reason women want it”, she was quoted.  “You don’t want someone getting it for the wrong reasons!”  Like what for example, Brande….?  She wants to be a Playmate?

I realize that I’m a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to sex, but I can usually relate to the needs and choices of other, shall I say, less conventional practices.  I did, after all, have a couple of cousins who grew up on a farm in Georgia.  However, every once in a while I realize just how really naive I must be in matters sexual. 

I just read an AP newswire report that a 29-year-old man, one Jason Leroy Savage by name, was arrested at a local car wash in Saginaw, Michigan for indecent exposure.  Well, actually what he was doing according to the arresting officer was having sex with a car wash vacuum!

Now, I realize that things must get a little slow in Saginaw during the winter months, but if anyone can explain to me how one has sex with a car wash vacuum I would appreciate it.  I mean it’s been a pretty hard winter right here in Mass. and perhaps I should be more receptive to new ways of doing things.