Archive for the ‘Honest Politicians And Other Fables’ Category

Throwing Curve Balls

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Curt Schiller responded to Martha Coakley claiming that he was a Yankee fan in his tweet today that read…”what does she know…she throws like a girl!”

Martha in the meantime e-mailed Tom Brady today and wished him all the best against the Colts next week-end.

And They Call It News

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Here’s a flash….The Boston Globe just endorsed Democratic Senatorial candidate Martha Coakley!!  And they call it a NEWSpaper.  I have an idea…how about The Globe endorsing a Republican?  Now, that would be news!

Blagojevich Claims to be Black

Monday, January 11th, 2010

    Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich claims in an Esquire magazine interview that he is “blacker than Obama.”  What the article didn’t report was that this was a clever publicity stunt on Blago’s part to promote his forthcoming rap CD in which “The Rod Dog’ comes out of the black closet. His title number is entitled “The Whiter Nigger” in which he raps….

“Now the O dog and me both from the Windy City, but I be doing jail while he been sitting pretty

Hey, I been black  ‘fore black was cool, got a birth certificate showing my gene pool.

Obama didn’t ‘spect that he was black, ’til Nevada’s  Harry Reid pointed out that fact……………………

Now I grew up in five rooms  Daddy rented, and I’ve fetched coffee for massa Bill  Clinton…….

So all you bros  must feel betrayed,  cause  Harry only wants you if you’re a lighter shade…..

If that’s so, it just ain’t fair and it don’t  figger, but move   over Obama cause I’m the whiter, nigger. ”

The Other 97%

Friday, January 8th, 2010

     It’s that time of year when it is custom for  many of us to make New Year’s resolutions.  Some of these fall into the give-me-a-break category as in “I promise to be a better person” or the how-you-going-to-do-that category, as in, “I promise to make the world a better place” resolution.  Most of these resolutions are made by people who still have an Al Gore for President tee-shirt and think Harry Reid would be fun to hang out with.  Unfortunately, no matter what the pledge, resolutions will be kept by only 3% of Americans. …

(read more of this at www.wrysandwherefores.com)

Our White House Homey

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

President Obama has been under fire recently by the African-American media complaining that he is not doing enough for one of his strongest constituencies.  In response, the President was quoted as saying that he, “can’t pass laws that say I’m just helping black folks….” 

Realizing that might sound condescending to some  ”black folks”  who don’t really consider him black, he  tried establishing bonds by admitting that , “while I didn’t hang with many black folks growing up, my mammy and I read Uncle Tom’s Cabin most every night when I was just a little picaninny.” 

He has also directed the White House chef to make sure that fried chicken and chitlins be served at least once a week ;  has declared March 20th, James Brown Day; and announced that he has  invited Sam and Dave to the White House to see if they couldn’t sort out their differences over a couple of beers.