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Comment on Come Rain or Shine? by Al Sleet (Hippy dippy weatherman, with the hippy dippy weather Man!

Al Sleet (Hippy dippy weatherman, with the hippy dippy weather Man! — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 16:46:02 +0000

P.S.
A 50% chance of rain means you get 10 weathermen in a room and 5 say it is going to rain!

Comment on Come Rain or Shine? by Al Sleet (Hippy dippy weatherman, with the hippy dippy weather Man!

Al Sleet (Hippy dippy weatherman, with the hippy dippy weather Man! — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 16:42:01 +0000

Dear Wry one,
I have been doing the weather report on this station (WOLD-D-D-D) for many too many years. Basically here is how it works. 1. I have two basic weather reports, the first is it will be partly sunny today followed by darkness tonight and scattered daylight tomorrow morning. 2. Radar has picked up a line of thunder showers heading our way later today BUT they have also picked up a squadron of Russian ICBM’s so I wouldnt sweat the thundershowers!.
Remember its never just a game when you are winning!

Comment on How to Tell When You’re Back in the House by E.J. Smith

E.J. Smith — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 01:58:58 +0000

Commander Wry,

I have a suggestion for a great tee shirt…”Another Smart-Ass for lower taxes”

Thank Joe BiteMe…for that one!

Get the banana custard, it rocks!

Comment on How to Tell When You’re Back in the House by E.J. Smith

E.J. Smith — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 00:34:08 +0000

Dear Commander Wry,
Tony,s sailboat, “BOB” came in fourth in the yachting race this past weekend. His boat fared better than he did at the Congressional hearings last week. I think he came in fourth there also! It wasn’t a BFD, but it would have been a BFD if Joe Biden had been on Tony’s yacht with him.

Respectfully submitted by,

E. J. Smith, Captain of the HMS Titanic, Retired
P.S. I know how Tony Felt

Comment on But You Can’t Tell Them Much by Phillip Morris

Phillip Morris — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 18:56:04 +0000

Dear Wry One,
A Harvard woman, I should have known. The only thing worse is a Harvard man. As the saying goes “You can alswys tell a Harvard man or woman, but you can’t tell them much”….What, they were out of tsetse flies to test for Malaria? Guess who paid for that study…..right! you and me! Perhaps next they could find out where the birds go at night?…or if fish ever sleep, or why the boneheads in Washington fund this stuff! We have POTUS and TOTUS, now we have AKOTUS…thats president of the United States, Teleprompter of the United States, and now Ass kickers of the United States.

Comment on But Can You Come Tonight? by louis vuitton

louis vuitton — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:02:36 +0000

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Comment on Scientific Studies and other Bunk by Teenie Weenie (double vowel)

Teenie Weenie (double vowel) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 19:30:03 +0000

Dear Mr Wry, Great to see you writing in a more timely manner. You seen to have a fixation with size, or is it only height. As my cousin from Apopka Florida used to say ” it’s not the size of the worm but how you wiggle it” He was of course referring to his fishing prowess. Dont worry about height, being short just means you are the last one to know when it’s raining, and you can still get into movies for half price! My cousin from Apopka solved his problem by marrying a girl shorter than he was! She can also bait a mean hook. Also, if they ever remake the “Wizard of Oz” they will need Munchkins!
As far as your left foot being larger than your right, It makes it that much easier to put your right foot in to your mouth, ever think of that? By the way my cousin from Apopka loves NASCAR!

Comment on Barack “Rambo” Obama Ready to Kick Ass by Bert Lahr

Bert Lahr — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 11:26:16 +0000

There have been many great heros over the years, the toothless tiger, Emperor(not wearing clothes), the little boy who cried wolf, and even some great trios, Athos, Porthos, Aramis, Curly, Larry and Moe…However the greatest of these is myself and my two partners…We were movie heros in the thirties, children loved us. Parents hated us, because we had traits that were not desirable. My first assistant didnt have a brain, my second assistant didnt have a heart, and I, of course lacked courage….Yes, I am the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz. I beacame famous for saying, “put’em up, put’em up, I’ll tear you limb from limb”…Today I would say “Put’em up, put’em up I’ll KICK SOME ASS!” The only good thing I can say about the Wizard Obama is I think he has a brian, a heart, but I do think he is cowardly..

Comment on Stimulus Proposal for BP Shareholders by Larson E. Whipsnade Esq.

Larson E. Whipsnade Esq. — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:51:34 +0000

Dear Mr. Wry, I have spent most of my career as an attorney. I have never come across anyone in political life who was both honest and stupid, until now. The norm is usually dishonest and smart, occasionally dishonest and stupid. President Obama has set a new standard. You have pegged him correctly! He is the kind of guy you ask, “do you have two tens for a five”. He will give you two tens, probably not his money!…..I have several favorite quotes to live my life by: 1. I never vote for anyone, I vote against..2.Horse sense is the thing a horse has that keeps it from betting on people..and finally 3.A clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath!

Comment on The Hole Truth? by Obama the Oracle

Obama the Oracle — Wed, 26 May 2010 14:03:06 +0000

I am living proof of your thesis! As a child growing up in Hawaii I worked my way through pre-school selling pinneapples to the Natives. Sort of like ice to the Eskimos ya know! From there I moved on to Kenya where I ran a chain of “going out of business” stores. We sold bullets to the poachers. Currently, I have a new assignment. One of my jobs is to blame B.P., British Petroleum, for not solving the oil spill off the coast of Louisiana. I have several ideas that I know will work. 1. Hair soaks up oil, ergo take all of the hair clippings in the U.S. and throw them into the gulf–ta-da problem solved.. 2. If that doesnt work you can dump truckloads of pampers and depends into the gulf–problem solved.. If I were you Mr. Wry, I would go LONG on depends, for more than one reason!