Immaculate Conception?
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have announced that they are engaged to be married. In announcing their engagement, the 19-year-old Bristol stated that even though they are formally engaged they will not live together and will practice abstinence from sexual relations until they are actually wed.
Bristol and Levi’s 19-month-old son, Tripp, is scheduled to be a guest on Larry King’s show to explain his mother’s interpretation of abstinence.
July 15th, 2010 at 8:19 AM
Howdy Doody Wry Guy!
As the mother of eight I can tell you that abstinence doesn’t work. I first learned about the “birds and bees” from my mother, she had 12 kids! As a child she was sent to the pharmacy to purchase “rubbers”, as they were called in her days. She came home with two dozen as she was told to. Her mother, my grandmother was furious. They both marched back to the drug store and complained to the pharmacist saying, “we are canning PEACHES, not BANANAS!”
Needless to say I didnt learn very much about abstinence and I I’m sure Bristol and Levi haven’t either…I hope they have better luck than I did!
July 15th, 2010 at 10:27 AM
P.S.
I also heard that Tiger is practicing abstinence also, wadda ya think?