Come Rain or Shine?

     When did the evening TV weather report become a full-blown production adopting a style more suitable for a National Geographic feature?  And, when did the TV weather people start treating me like an idiot.  Do you notice how they usually start their evening telecast with a commentary on that day’s weather?  Like..”well today was a beautiful day…sunny and warm…”  I know what the weather was today!  I don’t live in a submarine.  I want to know what it’s going to be tomorrow!  And I want to know what it’s going to be here…not in Casper, Wyoming or Sioux Falls, Idaho or where ever.  And if it’s going to be hot tomorrow, I don’t need to know why…high pressure area over Coos Bay?  Air masses?  Station pressures??  I don’t care.  Just tell me how hot it will be and is it going to rain??  Period.

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2 Responses to “Come Rain or Shine?”

  1. Al Sleet (Hippy dippy weatherman, with the hippy dippy weather Man! Says:

    Dear Wry one,
    I have been doing the weather report on this station (WOLD-D-D-D) for many too many years. Basically here is how it works. 1. I have two basic weather reports, the first is it will be partly sunny today followed by darkness tonight and scattered daylight tomorrow morning. 2. Radar has picked up a line of thunder showers heading our way later today BUT they have also picked up a squadron of Russian ICBM’s so I wouldnt sweat the thundershowers!.
    Remember its never just a game when you are winning!

  2. Al Sleet (Hippy dippy weatherman, with the hippy dippy weather Man! Says:

    P.S.
    A 50% chance of rain means you get 10 weathermen in a room and 5 say it is going to rain!

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