«
»

Barack “Rambo” Obama Ready to Kick Ass

 rambo1     President Obama has declared no more Mr. Nice Guy.  First, he was simply going to put his boot on BP’s throat, but now he’s getting serious.  He is threating to kick some ass.  He’s just not sure yet whose ass he’s going to kick, but it’s going to be someones.  Talk about over-compensating.  I figure any minute now, Press Secretary Gibbs is going to release a picture of Obama with a bandanna around his head, wearing steel toed boots and toting an AK-47.

       I guess now we’re going to have to listen to President Rambo  regale us with stories of how his daughter comes into his bath room every morning asking, “whose ass did you kick today, Daddy?”

This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 8th, 2010 at 3:53 PM and is filed under Honest Politicians And Other Fables, Proud to be an American, The Chosen One. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

One Response to “Barack “Rambo” Obama Ready to Kick Ass”

  1. Bert Lahr Says:
    June 9th, 2010 at 7:26 AM

    There have been many great heros over the years, the toothless tiger, Emperor(not wearing clothes), the little boy who cried wolf, and even some great trios, Athos, Porthos, Aramis, Curly, Larry and Moe…However the greatest of these is myself and my two partners…We were movie heros in the thirties, children loved us. Parents hated us, because we had traits that were not desirable. My first assistant didnt have a brain, my second assistant didnt have a heart, and I, of course lacked courage….Yes, I am the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz. I beacame famous for saying, “put’em up, put’em up, I’ll tear you limb from limb”…Today I would say “Put’em up, put’em up I’ll KICK SOME ASS!” The only good thing I can say about the Wizard Obama is I think he has a brian, a heart, but I do think he is cowardly..

Leave a Reply