http://wryontherocks.com/2010/05/25/the-hole-truth/ A distilled view of current events and other reflections from the bottom of the glass Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:44:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://wryontherocks.com/2010/05/25/the-hole-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-890 Obama the Oracle Wed, 26 May 2010 14:03:06 +0000 http://wryontherocks.com/?p=494#comment-890 I am living proof of your thesis! As a child growing up in Hawaii I worked my way through pre-school selling pinneapples to the Natives. Sort of like ice to the Eskimos ya know! From there I moved on to Kenya where I ran a chain of "going out of business" stores. We sold bullets to the poachers. Currently, I have a new assignment. One of my jobs is to blame B.P., British Petroleum, for not solving the oil spill off the coast of Louisiana. I have several ideas that I know will work. 1. Hair soaks up oil, ergo take all of the hair clippings in the U.S. and throw them into the gulf--ta-da problem solved.. 2. If that doesnt work you can dump truckloads of pampers and depends into the gulf--problem solved.. If I were you Mr. Wry, I would go LONG on depends, for more than one reason! I am living proof of your thesis! As a child growing up in Hawaii I worked my way through pre-school selling pinneapples to the Natives. Sort of like ice to the Eskimos ya know! From there I moved on to Kenya where I ran a chain of “going out of business” stores. We sold bullets to the poachers. Currently, I have a new assignment. One of my jobs is to blame B.P., British Petroleum, for not solving the oil spill off the coast of Louisiana. I have several ideas that I know will work. 1. Hair soaks up oil, ergo take all of the hair clippings in the U.S. and throw them into the gulf–ta-da problem solved.. 2. If that doesnt work you can dump truckloads of pampers and depends into the gulf–problem solved.. If I were you Mr. Wry, I would go LONG on depends, for more than one reason!

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