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Boston Offers Free Flights

     Boston Mayor Thomas “Mumbles” Menino has wasted no time in reacting to Arizona’s new draconian policy toward illegal immigrants.  Recognizing that illegals may not be able to trek their way through the former Arizona gateway to Boston, the Mayor with the backing of the Boston City Council, has announced a 25-million-dollar plan to fly illegal immigrants directly from Juarez, Mexico to Boston’s Logan airport.

     “To treat illegal immigrants as criminals is abhorrent”, the Mayor claimed in his announcement.  When asked if the very word illegal wasn’t defined as not legal, i.e. criminal, the Mayor responded that he didn’t need any smart-ass college type reporter parsing his words. The Mayor spoke for a few more minutes, but the best anyone could make out was, “mmhwha musha bublleme… ” or something like it.

    The Mayor did admit later he had no idea what parsing meant.  Or abhorrent.

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2 Responses to “Boston Offers Free Flights”

  1. Norm Crosby Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 7:17 PM

    Everyone thought I was the King of malapropisms…WRONG! below are a few famous Mumbles-isms…
    1. Let me tell you about the “Providences” of Canada.
    2. I had an “Alcatraz” around my neck..
    3. As we say in Hyde Park, “Hihowahya”
    4. Did you ever hear of the rock group “Youse 2?”….
    5. He was a man of great statue!………….Huh…Aflac!
    You cant make this stuff up, Honest!
    Yes he is that stupid…
    Warning to Illegals…Fagetaboudit!…get a round trip ticket!

  2. norm crosby Says:
    May 11th, 2010 at 9:22 AM

    addendum:

    Oh, No! “Varitek splits the uprights!”…….gotta love Mumbles.

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