Panic in Arizona

     Arizona  Gov. Jan Brewer signed a bill which will permit state police to stop any person who “it reasonably believes” could be an illegal immigrant.  This has set off a fire storm of protests from every corner of the Mexican community including the Mexican government.  Activist Jorge Mujica has called for a boycott of goods in Arizona by all Mexican inhabitants.  It is feared that sales of food stamps could come to  grinding halt, lottery ticket sales would collapse and free school lunch programs would dry up.

     But the worse threat comes from the top.  Joining the call for action, Mexican President Calderon has called for a complete halt of all trade with Arizona.  As a result, effective the 1st of May, Arizona residents may no longer have access to Tequila, fake Rolex watches or bull fight paintings on black velvet.

One Response to “Panic in Arizona”

  1. Duncan Renaldo (Cisco Kid) Says:

    Dear Mr. Wry,

    You forgot the biggest catastrophe. This will really put a damper on the Cinco de Maio celebration!

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