Wry On The Rocks

     Leave it to the Brits to come up with the euphemism of the month.  The Holiday Inn chain in England has announced a new service in three of their hotels in London and Manchester.  At no extra charge, the chain is offering a “human bed warmer” who will spend 5 minutes in your bed to bring it to the optimal sleeping temperature of 72 degrees.  Spokeswoman Jane Bednall explains that it is “like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed!”  Of course it is.  Exactly which “humans” will be doing the warming has not been decided, but in a preliminary company survey, 98% of male business travelers said that given a choice, like AC/DC sang… they “want a woman in red at the bottom of their bed!” 

    This may be just the shot in the arm  the travel industry needs.  Tiger Woods has already booked a suite for the month of April….”I swear Elin, she is just a “bed warmer.”

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