Wry On The Rocks

    Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich claims in an Esquire magazine interview that he is “blacker than Obama.”  What the article didn’t report was that this was a clever publicity stunt on Blago’s part to promote his forthcoming rap CD in which “The Rod Dog’ comes out of the black closet. His title number is entitled “The Whiter Nigger” in which he raps….

“Now the O dog and me both from the Windy City, but I be doing jail while he been sitting pretty

Hey, I been black  ‘fore black was cool, got a birth certificate showing my gene pool.

Obama didn’t ‘spect that he was black, ’til Nevada’s  Harry Reid pointed out that fact……………………

Now I grew up in five rooms  Daddy rented, and I’ve fetched coffee for massa Bill  Clinton…….

So all you bros  must feel betrayed,  cause  Harry only wants you if you’re a lighter shade…..

If that’s so, it just ain’t fair and it don’t  figger, but move   over Obama cause I’m the whiter, nigger. ”

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