Well, Nobody’s Perfect
President Obama’s garden beer hour to teach racial tolerance to Sgt. Crowley this week went well right up until the end. Unfortunately Louis Gates took the concept of kissing and making up all too literally. It seems that after the affair in the garden was over, Gates attempted another affair when he hit on Sgt. Crowley in the parking lot. Rebuffed by the officer, Gates immediately convinced Obama to book another beer get-together scheduled for next week; teaching homophobia tolerance to straight cops.
Now if Sgt. Crowley would only show up in a tee shirt bearing the message that “plovers taste just like chicken!” he might find a permanent place at the White House picnic table.