Wry On The Rocks

Former Playmate Brande Roderick recently hosted a contest at the Boston night spot The Estate, in which a lucky female recipient won a free boob job…worth about $10,000 according to the donating boob surgeon.  The announced winner was one Corrine Gallagher, who apparently gave the best reason for breast enhancement.

Former Playmate Roderick was delighted with the whole affair.  “I think it’s good to find out the real reason women want it”, she was quoted.  “You don’t want someone getting it for the wrong reasons!”  Like what for example, Brande….?  She wants to be a Playmate?

Soap should be smooth.  Soap should be white with rounded edges to fit in your hand.  Soap should not be bought in a store with the word “au” in it’s name.  Soap should be bought in an A&P and should be wrapped in plain paper; soap should not be wrapped like a birthday gift.  Soap should not smell like perfume; it should sting when it gets in your eyes.  Soap should only come in a liquid dispenser in public places like gyms or prisons…I know who has been in my shower.

So no more of these, OK?

Good.  Now, did I mention the hair in the sink?