Archive for February, 2009

What are the odds?

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Donald Trump’s Atlantic City casinos have declared bankrupcy for THE THIRD TIME!  At what point does The Donald think maybe it’s just not working?  I mean how many times do you have to go bankrupt before you realize something’s wrong with the business plan?

Utah Woman Nailed

Friday, February 13th, 2009

There is tragic news from Salt Lake City today.  Lee Richmond, cited by Guiness Book of Record for having the longest fingernails in the world with her right thumb nail just short of 3 feet, fatally stabbed herself last night while brushing her teeth.  Not really, but almost as bad..she broke her nails in an accident when she was thrown from an SUV.  There is now an opening for the longest finger nail record.

Stimulus problem solved

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

Obama came up with a stimulus plan that would be fully funded with non-public money.  He is requiring all Cabinet members to pay their taxes!  It’s estimated to save the rest of us billions in our tax dollars.

Barney Frank was recently quoted as saying that the America public hates the bankers and that’s starting to rub off on him.  Barney actually assumes that everyone loves him and has totally forgotten that it was he who crammed high risk mortgage loans down the the bankers throats.  He may be second only to Nancy Pelosi in arrogant hypocrisy.  She of the ear marks and special deals for her husbands interests in Samoa.  What is their minimum wage level again, Nancy?