Was It Good For You?
I realize that I’m a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to sex, but I can usually relate to the needs and choices of other, shall I say, less conventional practices. I did, after all, have a couple of cousins who grew up on a farm in Georgia. However, every once in a while I realize just how really naive I must be in matters sexual.
I just read an AP newswire report that a 29-year-old man, one Jason Leroy Savage by name, was arrested at a local car wash in Saginaw, Michigan for indecent exposure. Well, actually what he was doing according to the arresting officer was having sex with a car wash vacuum!
Now, I realize that things must get a little slow in Saginaw during the winter months, but if anyone can explain to me how one has sex with a car wash vacuum I would appreciate it. I mean it’s been a pretty hard winter right here in Mass. and perhaps I should be more receptive to new ways of doing things.
April 21st, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Mr. Wry, You obviously didnt fall off the turnip truck, and maybe were born at night, but not last night, however I know you didn’t grow up in a VACUUM, no pun intended.